Coach with his sciatica, Phelps with his bad knee/toe, Riva and
Raggio suffering on and off with a bad lower-left back, Wade and his wrists,
Lyle with his bad hat ... The list goes on and on. We should seriously consider
renaming the club: The Inevitables!!
Hole #3: Coach pulls out his new range finder and announces,
"It's exactly 134.3 yards to the pin." Phelps digs deep in his bag,
takes out a sextant, and adds, "And three inches." Coach nods—Wade
slaps his head so hard he begins to wobble and I've bitten into my bottom lip
so hard I can't stop the bleeding. Damn aspirin!
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